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News / The Return of The UNIDOOM WIKI
« on: May 24, 2011, 07:40:21 pm »
Recently, several members of UniDooM were able to locate deathz0r, who was hiding in a concealed specially-built safe house in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and retrieved all the old files for the infamous wiki. Members are working diligently to restore information as soon as possible. You can find the new wiki here. Rejoice!

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News / Oh those bees!
« on: March 27, 2008, 07:46:54 pm »
RottKing turns a scrumptious 13 today!




happy birthday!

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News / Over The Top
« on: August 16, 2007, 11:01:13 pm »
Today is another proud day for members of UD as we emerge from what has been yet another humiliatingly gruesome clan war. Leaving the other team scoreless and in tears, UD managed to pull off a particularly close 14-0 game against European clan THE. To add to our already raging erections, UD played the game with a ping disadvantage and plentiful packet loss and still managed to pull off a grand victory.

Want to see how the masters do it? You'll need this, as well as these, and ZDaemon. Have fun!

Also Rott's demo.

We also scrimmed some clan BH, and we won even more.

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News / Home of the Whopper
« on: August 06, 2007, 05:16:15 am »
Fuck the big mac, welcome our newest victim Whopper! Make him feel welcome!

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News / Back In Action
« on: May 10, 2007, 03:16:28 am »
Another day, another clan. Our old buddies from RFA came out of their caves and decided to try facing a real clan for once. Suffice to say, it didn't end well for them. However, I was impressed by how RFA played. Considering the clan was founded by a bunch of communists and started out as a complete joke, they managed to almost play like a clan. I can't believe all of them haven't been banned for wearing a tag that hates America yet. If you see a server that allows them to play normally, perhaps you should do your patriotic duty and stay away from it. Unless, of course, you're a communist.



Here is just one of many rounds from the match. You don't really need to see the rest of them, they're all pretty much the same.* The smack talk was getting pretty heated in our irc channel (irc.oftc.net #unidoom - Join now!) but as usual the kids couldn't back up their big boy words they learned in the pubbie playground. I'm surprised RFA takes a lot of pride in their clan, but hell, some people take pride in studying at clown college too.

When asked about the match, internet superstar Killingblair said "RFA are dominoes, and UD is a snot-nosed over-hyper-active 4 year old with a case of red bull." Truer words have never been spoken.

To watch the demo, please head over here. You will need this, this, this and Zdaemon to run it. Enjoy!

-AceOfSpades

*Although UD did lose the first round because one member faked a disconnect so they could fight RFA 5 on 4. They still only lost by one.

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News / Re: We just don't care anymore
« on: July 25, 2006, 07:08:10 am »
gay

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Development & Chatter / UDers, unite! (for a lengthy subjective argument)
« on: January 20, 2006, 11:52:06 pm »
1. Doom 2 (PC)
2. Grand Theft Auto Series (PS2)
3. Legend of Zelda - Ocarina in Time (N64)
4. Age of Empires II - The Conquerors (PC)
5. Super Smash Brothers Melee (GC)
6. Quake (PC)
7. Risk (PS2/BoardGame)
8. Mario Kart 64 (N64)
9. Super Mario Kart (SNES)
10. Halo 2 (Xbox)

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News / First UDMX beta test!
« on: November 21, 2005, 05:09:15 am »
Add more weapons!

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News / Fush'n'Chuppin
« on: November 15, 2005, 10:54:47 pm »
Kinda late but happy birthday :P

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News / First UBF Boxing Championship Fight
« on: June 15, 2005, 09:39:38 pm »
Where in Massachusetts plz

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News / OVER THE HILL!
« on: June 06, 2005, 06:56:08 pm »
This is for you: http://vadergetsthetalk.ytmnd.com

HAPPY BIRHTDAY, fag

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News / New Member!
« on: May 20, 2005, 05:33:08 am »
I sense a great deal of retardedness

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News / Hey, go play zdUCTF you jerks
« on: May 10, 2005, 03:27:39 am »
Let's play again, this time without 2 300 pingers :P

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Development & Chatter / Skulltag bot list
« on: March 20, 2005, 04:10:37 am »
Player color: [WHAT]
Name color: gold + blue
Skin: daisy
Favorite weapon: SSG
Railgun color: Blue
Hexen class: [WHAT]

Chat Strings
 - Joining Game
"Is this server passworded?"
"/me eats Manc"

- Fragging someone
"My finger slipped :O"
"ud on top!"

- Dying
"I was fapping!!!!1"
"I was typing"


- Roaming around
"Stop pressing f12 to stare at my ass and get the flag"
"MM, your cock looks like a carrot!"

- Roaming around while losing
"What wad is this?"

- While enraged
"I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO TIE MY SHOES :("

- While demorilized
"heh"

- Won match
"I R HAX"
"ud on top!"

- Lost match
"I LIKE TO NIBBLE ^_________^"

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News / HC Match!
« on: March 20, 2005, 03:45:52 am »
ACTUALLY!!!!!!!11111111

If you bothered to read the post, you would have noticed that it said (LOOK CAREFULLY NOW)

HC was left dumbfounded in an unofficial ctf match with UD earlier on today.

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