Author Topic: UD activity increases as crisis in Ukraine escalates  (Read 1658 times)

SSGHammer

UD activity increases as crisis in Ukraine escalates
« on: March 07, 2014, 11:29:20 pm »
Its been more than a week since the last post was made here in Unidoom. Over the past week you may have seen in the news the Crisis in Ukraine has been escalating as protests have become increasingly televised. The other day Russia has sent military troops into the Ukrainian territory of Crimea. Putin went on record the other day stating that these were not in fact Russian troops and merely an armed faction dressed in Russian military uniforms that you can "buy at any store" and rolled into Ukraine with APCs as well. This has sparked outrage in the United States and all over the world.

Well I'm here to give you some good news ladies and gentleman. UD will not sit by idly and watch this happen. We have taken up arms in an increasing movement that has been spurred by the leadership of our clan. This movement is being broadcast live every night to anyone will to watch and support us in our cause. UD has been sending a team of 5 men, some of the best they have to offer, as a Counter-Strike to these movements in the Ukraine. We will take these terrorists head on in a truly Global Offensive!
« Last Edit: March 08, 2014, 02:39:46 am by SSGHammer »

thefwf

Re: UD activity increases as crisis in Ukraine escalates
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2014, 04:16:02 pm »
We have also been secretly deploying a team of highly trained tapeworms to create a state of discomfort in the colon of the enemy using a variety of explosives.
Shoot low, they're riding shetlands.